So. A certain someone in the Lewis/Baker household decided to spend the day eating things centered around cheeseburgers, sliders, and nachos, which left his/her bowels quite harmed. And after a few days of continuing to eat said greasy food and having bowel problems, he/she was unable to drink beer for his/her stomach was upset and full.
So I suggested said person drink a Negroni in the case that it would settle the stomach.
Whoops. I think I just revealed who the sicky was.
So, imbibe this cocktail for whatever ails you. Or enjoy it for the new year.
Happy happy, everyone!
Negroni
Serves 1
Pretty, yet potent.
In a rocks glass over ice, combine equal parts Campari, sweet vermouth, and gin. Rim the glass with an orange peel, spritz said orange peel into cocktail and serve.
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Again with the bowels? Anyway, I have a bottle of Tanqueray in the freezer I’ll never drink. Come over.