Arizona: Ironman, Spectating & Bosa Donuts.

As most of you know, Christopher is officially an Ironman. And for those of you who don’t know what goes into the IM process, this means that he has completed a 2.4 mile swim, followed by a 112 mile bike ride, followed by a 26.2 mile marathon. Woof. What does one do while others are on their feet for 11 + hours?

Spectate, of course.

I love sweating in the desert.

Alex and I dropped Chris off at the start at 5:30 am. We promptly got coffee and realized that we uh…had some time until the actual start time. Downtown Tempe was hoppin with Ironman fans, college students and volunteers. Which brings me to my next question:

Dear random fan, why do you have a poster at the start? Can your loved one see said poster while he or she is swimming? Whilst you’re on a bridge? That is above said loved one? Just a question. Carry on, Abbe Lew

It really isn’t unlike other races at the beginning. After all, New York City Marathon is a giant block party for most of the day. The guns went off signalling the start of IMAZ with a swim. From the bridge, it looked like a feeding frenzy. Literally. Like a bunch of sharks were attacking fish for 2.4 miles.

Sunrise over the feeding frenzy.

After the swim began, Alex and I made our way to the IM Village to pick up Christopher some souvenirs. For future racers/fans, this is my tip to you: Go to the Merchandise store during the swim for it’s completely empty and sans lines.

We then decided to wait by the bike chute to see Christopher come out of his first transition. The first pack of pros came out – five of them at the same time. These guys were insane – lean, fast, the normalcy of triathletes. We finally saw His Lordship come out of the water about 1:44 in (I say about, when in reality, he finished the swim in 1:44). He looked cold. DREADFULLY cold. As did all the other triathletes leaving the water. Christopher came through shivering and completely white. And I mean white white. Like someone had just slathered him in sunscreen. Oh. That’s because they did.

Alex and I then had to take hold of the rest of the day for we were Ironman spectators. Being a spectator for such an event takes much thought and planning. And for three reasons:

A. Instead of one sport it is three.
2. The bike course is particularly difficult to drive out to and watch as the athlete will be zooming by you at 18+ miles per hour, and we don’t know our we around the desert (not to be confused with dessert).
and D. ANYTHING can happen over a full day of intense activity.

So. Alex and I (and it was greatly advised by Coach S) grabbed breakfast, and relaxed while tracking His Lordship from the hotel room.

This brings me to my next topic: Bosa Donuts. A renovated what looks to be like an old Hardee’s, this doughnut shop was the cream of the crop, serving cake-style doughnuts, pastries, breakfast sandwiches, bagels, and sno-cones. You heard me. It’s a desert, after all (again, not to be confused with dessert). Completely laid back, Alex and I created the line ourselves (as the line was completely spread out sporadically throughout the front of the ‘restaurant’), and soon found that one box of doughnut holes cost a meer .99 cents. Stellar. His Lordship later told us that we could cure hunger with these magnificent holes. Might go against curing obesity, though…

Anywho, this was also followed by a leisurely run (which I felt so stupid running four miles while my boyfriend was on his six hour bike loop in the desert), and lunch at a local bar (which I felt guilty for imbibing delicious beverages during said bike loop). And let’s not forget that I was texting Claire for the entirety of the day.

Making our way back to the course to cheer for the marathon portion (aka Sector III), we parked ourselves near Mile 8 which was conveniently located next to an In-N-Out Burger, which we later picked up for Christopher to engulf after finishing. We saw the Pro Women running by,

..she’s a pro..

and seeing as it was a loop, they were looping the amateurs who looked like they were hitting their wall, walking through the desert in full-on pain. I saw Chris shortly after Mile 4 (next to Mile 8—don’t ask me, I still don’t understand this run course), and ran beside him asking how he was. “I JUST ATE SOME RUFFLES!,” was his response, and I knew he was doing good as he explained he was right on course with Sonja’s wishes. We saw him again through Miles 8 and 16 (no, we didn’t move as it was a looped course that I still don’t understand), and got back in the car to drive to the finish.

The IM finish line is one of the most spectacular finishes I’ve ever seen. All of these triathletes I once saw running the marathon course were now running through the finish, like a bolt of lightning was surging through their veins. I stood next to a woman with two young girls, who were waiting for their father. Not long after, their dad came up, gave his wife a kiss and hugged his two little girls. I started to cry and gave the woman my congratulations. After they left, I was about to feel the same emotion as Chris would soon come through the finish. Knowing how long and hard he has worked, and what all he has gone through this year, is what makes him an Ironman. He finished in 11:13:56, and it was a spectacular sight. Many congratulations, my dear. All of the blood, sweat and tears truly paid off.

Winner, winner. Fried chicken dinner.

Many congratulations to all IMAZ finishers and a special shoutout to Coach Sonja who finished second in her age group at IM Cozumel, giving her a spot at the Kona Championships. And many thanks to the Runner Army back on the East Coast for helping me when my interwebs were shotty.

And if you’re ever out in the Tempe/Scottsdale area, look up Bosa Donuts. You will not be disappointed.

Welcome To Arizona.

So. I’d like to take this opportunity to say that I am somewhat of a moron. After Christopher picked me up from the airport last night, we discussed my flight and the crazy girl who sat next to me at a bar.

“Um. Abs, the JetBlue terminal is not new or revamped. That’s how it’s always looked.”

“Oh? Did I read that they were revamping Laguardia?”

“Yeah. Jeff and I always fly JetBlue.”

“Well I don’t know, I have never flown out of JFK nor have I ever flown JetBlue.”

“I know. You’re such a Laguardia girl.”

Excuse me for the misinformation, readers. Apparently, I’m a Laguardia girl and the Baker brothers are so fancy that they only exclusively fly JetBlue. Also, readers, I’m giving a snarky fist gesture as I’m saying this.

Back to Arizona. My first of three states to run in this Thanksgiving week and I did just that. There is a lovely little park situated next to our hotel filled with skate parks, disc golf, palm trees (and some kind of parakeet that lives in them!), making for a nice 8 am jaunt. The air is extremely clear here, which is a nice change of pace from the cars driving by us in Central Park on Tuesday night. And the mountain views are insane! I actually thought that I could move from the city…

My first cactus.

That lasted around five seconds.

But seriously, Arizona is off to a great start. Now if you’ll excuse me, my fancy pants-JetBlue jetsetting-soon to be IronMan boyfriend has requested that we promptly go pick up his best friend Alex and that we get to the expo.

Oh. And hats off to Claire and Eissa back in NYC for being ultra-awesome ultramarathoners at the Knickerbocker!

Catch y’all tomorrow at the IronMan.

And Now, Some Comic Relief.

Oh, plane anxiety. You creep up on me when I’m least expecting it.Let’s back up.Once upon a time, on a plane flying from Bermuda to Charlotte, North Carolina, was a family of four: a couple with two children. They had the luck of sitting in the rear of the cabin, on the opposite side of the lavatories.

It was an hour into the flight that said family overheard the flight attendants (who decided it was a swell idea to gather in the rear of the plane) in a scramble talking about things that were happening with the plane. That’s right—the plane itself. We had lost an engine over the Atlantic. We hoped to make the flight back to Bermuda on the one engine.

We did. But it wasn’t fun. It was actually traumatic. I had a problem flying after that. Even short distances. We went on a class trip to Italy and Lindy Lew decided to chaperone. She also decided to take something for her awful anxiety while I was young and thought, ‘hey! Benadryl makes me sleep! I’ll do that.’

And I did. Any flight longer than two hours, you better believe I was knocked unconscious with that wonder drug.

Enter the future and heading to IMAZ.

If you take the subway to the Air Tran to JFK, it’s not so bad. Sure, it takes awhile. But for $7.50 you really can’t get that great of a deal in the Tri-State area. So I did just that.

Upon going through the security guards, who rapidly became my new best friends, I found myself walking through this amazing JetBlue terminal at JFK, something I’ve never seen before. It seriously belongs in some kind of casino. Swanky restaurants, nice shops, clean floors… It’s a traveler’s dream.

I decided to sit down at Aero Bar something or other for a glass of wine—checking work email and the like. It wasn’t before long that a girl about my age sat next to me at said bar, and was in quite a predicament.

“Can I get a glass of Pinot Noir and a water?”

She picks up her phone.

……

“…No answer! Jesus, you think that when they know you have anxiety, they’d pick up the phone!”

…..

I turned my head to the young lady.

“I’m sorry. You have anxiety?”

“Yeah. I took some painkillers. And Xanax! Should probably eat something soon!”

“Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.”

I then thought it would be a good idea to humor this poor girl, for I had anxiety as well, but I was calm enough to handle the situation. Afterall, it’s been 16 years since that happened.

Side note: I now realize how old I am.

“Well, I’m sorry. Where are you flying to?”

“Phoenix.”

……….

Insert expletive here. Homegirl is on my flight. And she has anxiety. And she’s now starting to talk about how people will have to pump her stomach because she hasn’t eaten anything. Seriously. What kind of luck is this? I was going to have to sit on a plane with homegirl who’s on eleventy billion drugs? I hope the flight goes well.

The flight WILL go well. (Please.)

All I can say is… Thank God my Mom wasn’t apart of this.

See y’all in AZ.

Lewis out.